Brief

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "And yesterday, 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

"How will I ever explain this to the American public," he thinks to himself.

Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a brazillion ??!'